Hon. Dabney Langhorne Friedrich (D.D.C.)
My friend's mother doesn't know she calls you mommy
Other - (10/25/2021 4:15:33 AM)
Hon. Beryl A. Howell (D.D.C.)
A hottie on the bench, intellectually as well as otherwise. Respectfully.
Other - (10/25/2021 3:53:28 AM)
Hon. Beryl A. Howell (D.D.C.)
"F*ck the court" WELL I'M TRYING THANK YOU
Other - (10/25/2021 3:48:25 AM)
Hon. Beryl A. Howell (D.D.C.)
I respectfully think you are awesome, and that you should appear on televised program more often because we all are kind of obsessed with you. But not in a creepy sense. Like admiration, but a level above that? Respectfully, I also want to marry you.
Criminal Defense Lawyer - (10/25/2021 3:44:11 AM)
Hon. Dabney Langhorne Friedrich (D.D.C.)
You're lit, judge, but please retire the dystopiancore outfits. They are burning my eyes, but respectfully, you're so hot that I can't stop looking at you. I will be sending my therapy bills to you, though.
Other - (10/25/2021 3:38:54 AM)
Hon. Amy Berman Jackson (D.D.C.)
You helped my friend pass her math exam!! Thank you, judge
Other - (10/25/2021 3:35:29 AM)
Hon. Tanya S. Chutkan (D.D.C.)
My favorite SNL-quoting judge, 11/10 would sell my soul for her
Other - (10/25/2021 3:34:08 AM)
Hon. Beryl A. Howell (D.D.C.)
The B in Beryl Howell actually stands for big heart and big dick energy. I take no criticism, thank you!
Other - (10/25/2021 3:31:54 AM)
Hon. Dabney Langhorne Friedrich (D.D.C.)
Dear Judge Friedrich, Please call my friend who lives in California. Their cell is xxx-xxx-xxx. They want to know if you are single XOXO
Other - (10/25/2021 3:29:03 AM)
Hon. Dabney Langhorne Friedrich (D.D.C.)
Br**d me Your Honor!
Other - (10/25/2021 3:20:42 AM)